Chapter six - Love, Life and Pain - Part two

AH! AH! AH! Breeeeeeeeeeathe! Maisy! Breeeeeeeathe!

I Cluched my stomach and breathed, just like the lady at the cheap parenting classes told me to.

                                                                         in!

                                                                        Out!
And so on... The one other thougth apart from 'PAIN' running through my frazzled brain was 'hospital' it was a small thought that was under the threat of being over ruled by a certain other. But I had to try right?

How I got out, im not sure, but there was now ANOTHER thought joining the other clumps of fluff and dead flies rattling around my empty encephalon (That means brain people!) 'Cold!' How could I have a baby outside in the freezing weather?! I needed to get back inside NOW!

The walk back was nothing short of agony.

After about three years,(or so..) A taxi pulled up outside the house, I didnt care who that was inside, I just wanted them out here, helping me give birth, NOW! Turns out it was Teth! Horrah. (not.)

He had a major freak out the second he got inside.

''Oh man!! Maisy!! What do I do!!??? PLEASE STOP IT!!'' I glared at thim through my jagged breaths,

''Sorry TETH! Im sure you regret getting me pregnant now! Say sorry, if you do, BECAUSE THIS IS NO TIME TO BE HAVING AN ARGUMENT!!!!''

''Okay!! Im sorry Maisy! Im sorry I got angry! Just, im not sure I want you to have my baby on our brand new carpet, lets pleeeease go to the hospital!! PLEASE!'' I had no time to tease him for acting like a baby, becasue, if I didnt get to hospital soon , I really was going to have this baby right this second.

Skip the taxi ride, where Teth told me his amazing idea of naming the baby out of the word Pregnancy, How I wish I could skip the painful birth, but it was so worth it! And so... Ladies and Gentlemen, Girls and Boys, welcome into the world....

Nancy Freak!!